I mean, are you kidding me? LOOK AT THIS THING! It's a gargantuan rainbow cookie! It's the size of my anorexic friend's thigh! I'm going into insulin shock just looking at this thing!
It's like the grocery store went out of its way to mock me personally and assure that I never made it anywhere near the fruit aisle.
I just can't get over this thing.
The pot of gold at the end of this thing must be angioplasty.
Safeway, you just do not play fair. So very, very unfair.