Where is that you go every day for an hour (not that I mind, mind you! Please don't misunderstand! Take a 4 hour lunch for all I care!) only to come back with this dastardly abomination to all things gastrointestinal?
Seriously, why, WHY must you make those noises as you dive into the bucket like Mario Lopez in the Greg Louganis story?
Please, please, oh horrible cubemate from the depths of idiot hell, please pull an O'Malley and stop showing up here.