Said flopping was also likely due to my being terrified of oversleeping and not making a good impression on my new team, who were scheduled to meet me onsite today for the first time. That's right, three (possibly four) new employees who have successfully lobbied, vied, and clawed their way to the middle in order to sit elbow-to-elbow with yours truly as their manager. I was eager to both meet and scare them.
And lo and behold, first thing this morning, there they were, in the parking lot, eager to greet me as well.
Okay no, those birdbrains are not seriously my new team. I make joke. At least I don't think that's them... not positive because the geese are the only ones that showed up today. And, well, let's face it, based on past experiences, their language skills might just make them overqualified for the position. I am therefore trying my best to enjoy what might be my last idiot-free day for the foreseeable future. And giving serious consideration to moving my car.