...is what I get for going to the Deli downstairs from my office for a nice healthy soup and salad lunch. They think they're so cute down there with their little carousel of naughty cards, their $4/lb leaf lettuce and their putting mushrooms on absolutely everything (I mean, mushrooms on egg salad? Come on. Even friends of the fungus must admit that that's just not right. Right?).
This card is just wrong, wrong, wrong on so many levels.
See if I ever have another salad. Pthhh.