"Ok, Mr. Jobs, I did what you asked of me. Can you please fix my 30GB video iPod now. Please? Mr. Jobs?"
Much like the Die Hard (increasingly inaccurately named) trilogy, I haven't even seen one but I'm already sick of this thing. People waited in line for days (DAYS!) during the dog days of summer just to be one of the first to own this device. This device that will be plentiful on eBay mere --I'll go out on a limb here and say --minutes from now? Stop me if I'm wrong, but it's a phone, right? And a camera? And it's Six. Hundred. Dollars?!