Tuesday, June 19

Bummed Is What You Are When You Go Out To Your Car And It's Been pOwn3D

Hanging around the house all day and not doing much of anything is, generally, my idea of a really good time. But somehow, the instant that leaving the apartment becomes an impossibility, staying there drives me bananas. Did that make any sense?

Maybe this will help clarify. Below is a photo of the "good"tire....


For you city dwellers, whose main transportation drama is figuring out which pair of capri's contain your metro card, the alien object pictured above is the part of the car that makes contact with the road. See those strands of rubber all dangling around the inside? See how they tickle the brake line, tempting it to detach? Yeah, not scary at all. Oh and it doesn't look like the inside of my tire had an episiotomy either.

Hey now, you should see the bad tire.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

How on Earth does a tire get that way?

Holy crap. Pwned, indeed.

Madame M. said...

Err. That was me above.





(Pwned by Blogger.)

honeykbee said...

The short answer?

Neglect.

dwb said...

i didn't touch it

(note, i hope this post doesn't beep)

Beakerz said...

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!

I took that picture and the short/long answer is neglect boo. Well, that and tearing shit up like a race car driver ;)

Hey, y'all shoulda seen the other guys tires ;) Wait, that doesn't work.

Meanwhile, that was the tire still left on the car. The other one didn't even get to make it That far.

Oh the commentary I'd have for your goings on boo, so much better than I'd have for my own 'neglectfulness'

At least you're safe =)

HaveYouSeenLucky said...

That sure looks like the work of a pro...

NoodleP said...

OMG!! So feeling the need to look at my tires now!!!

mineIsay said...

shit! which pair of capris did i leave my metrocard in? no really, which pair??

Chief Ninja Monkie said...

Holy Schnikes!