Thursday, June 14
Top Ten Reasons The Screen Went Black
10. Successful completion of Beelog's: Operation Comcast Annihilation
9. Edited for content by the BlockBuster Evangelical Movement
8. Two words: Onionring landmine.
7. Paris Hilton laughs maniacally, releases her finger from the button, and cackles "If I can't watch cable, no one can watch cable!".
6. Steven Perry's outraged great-grandchildren complete time travel
5. Y2K snafu
4. Adrianna, the reincarnated Spiderphile kitty, chewed through the wire
3. Bin Laden chooses his moment to run barefoot across the desert and all stations break-in for news coverage
2. Sirius and XM merged
1. It's the white man holding us down.