10. Successful completion of Beelog's: Operation Comcast Annihilation
9. Edited for content by the BlockBuster Evangelical Movement
8. Two words: Onionring landmine.
7. Paris Hilton laughs maniacally, releases her finger from the button, and cackles "If I can't watch cable, no one can watch cable!".
6. Steven Perry's outraged great-grandchildren complete time travel
5. Y2K snafu
4. Adrianna, the reincarnated Spiderphile kitty, chewed through the wire
3. Bin Laden chooses his moment to run barefoot across the desert and all stations break-in for news coverage
2. Sirius and XM merged
1. It's the white man holding us down.
5 comments:
Oh oh oh! I've got another one!
Damnit, I forgot what it was. Got distracted by that "Laundry Shoe Store" Link down there. Wtf is that anyway?
Oh oh oh, I remember!
11. Sponsored by The International House of Phil's Head Pancake
Yeah ok fine, they can't all be winners.
ok, they can't ALL be winners, but #1 is damn funny. Now that you've accomplished that task, can you take on the people on my list? start with Verizon, they STILL owe me $200.
Oh oh! how about:
12. Big Pussy rose from the ocean and became Big Dickhead who couldnt write an ending!
If only #2 would happen. heh heh.
No. 3 makes sense to me!
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