Wednesday, March 7

What Comes After 16? Probably A Mouse Through The Monitor

I'm feeling linky today. Know what I mean? No, not blinky, linky. Though I do look like both of my eyes have been seared with hot pokers on the worst allergy day of the millennium. But that's another story for another day.

First we have a headline upon which I'd like to comment. No, it's not the Astronaut in A Diaper scandal, nor is it anything to do with Salma Hayaks perfect breasts. Sorry . It is something far deeper that will likely become fodder for the conspiracy theorists, the religious, the keepers of crystals, and other assorted whackjobs. I'd just like to say that I think the omission is an improvement. A godsend, if you will. I don't trust god or anyone else with my cumbersome and highly unnecessary pocket change and I don't think you should either.

In the spirit of B-style linkage, I've also got a little game for you in place of our usual "let's see what brilliantly hysterical things Miss Beelog had to say today" game which, quite Frankly, I'm just not up for at the moment.




15 comments:

haveyouseenlucky said...

I totally agree with your punny observation. I liked the old saying that they used to print on money back in the nineteenth century better. I think it was something like "From the one, many" or some such cryptic bromide.

I hope your allergies improve.

I gave your new avatar a chance but I don't like it. I feel like it's watching me everytime I read you. Like, in a creepy 'to catch a predator' way.

Needtsza said...

I must agree about the avatar. Don't know if I need the glasses lady starring at me like a bitch, but this one looks kinda strung out

Needtsza said...

Salma........gggulllllaaaaa

mandy said...

Ok the woman's got some beautiful ta-ta's. I'll give you that. But I think there's something to be said for teasing... in other words, I'd think they'd look a lot better (and she'd be a lot sexier) if you couldn't see everything but a tiny triangle of white.

Gah, leave SOMETHING to the imagination. Isn't that half the fun?

Just a thought.

Deatoni said...

For some reason, I initially thought you wrote "Im in a kinky mood." I was like ALLLLLRIIIIGHT here we...oh linky. Motherf..

If it makes you feel any better about selma "Im mexican!" hayek: http://x17online.com/celebrities/salma_hayek/bigger_is_better.php

See even celebs can have bad hair days.

I also liked your old avatar. It had a air of deviousness. This one looks like something you drew with Turtle in the 80s.

Sean said...

I guess I'll be the first person to comment on the game. 54 seconds for me. I have no idea if that's good or not.

haveyouseenlucky said...

42 seconds.

DaGince said...

Her right boob is bigger..perfect my ass, but in the spirit of fairness it COULD be an optical illusion...I will let you know after I investigate the matter in person, which I will do...yeah..I'll do that...opps

doyouknowpetecho said...

I adore my fellah - he broke out the turtle reference! I'll refrain from commenting on the boob-thread and express my atheistic joy at the *&^% up the treasury - it has no business being there anyway. And, umm, sorry - but i dig the old avatar too :(

zandria said...

Can you say, "Collector's item?" :)

Scott said...

I'm bringin' sexy back

honeykbee said...

41 seconds! HA!

haveyouseenlucky said...

http://www.haveyouseenlucky.com/ljimages/proof.GIF

ac said...

Thirty. Three. Seconds.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/158/415748302_f88ebc1537_o.jpg

Chief Ninja Monkie said...

My...they are perfect, aren't they?