I've been fed now and all is right with the world.
I can even begin to see the humor in things. This, for example, cracks me up.
To the point where I'm laughing so hard that I'm sucking wind and B is glaring at me as if to demand via eyebrows that I stop playing it over and over. My eyes are tearing as I paste the link to Scott, who I can usually count on to hop right aboard my insanity train, but he said "there's something wrong with you".
Ok, so it's just me then?