Friday, January 27

But Does HE Get Jokes??

B borrowed his girlfriend's new sportscar and was driving to class when his cell phone rang. Answering, he heard his girlfriend's voice urgently warning him, "Bear, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 270. Please be careful!"

"Hell," said B, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

3 comments:

Needtsza said...

Luckily he does, because he treated her car better than he treats his own. Not that any of the last accidents have been my fault.
I'm a good boy 'squared'

I won't get into why I deserve no second guessing, but whatever.

=*

dwb (w/t's) said...

B, please be careful with that leather ; it dents very easily.

Golightly said...

LOL. Good one!