B borrowed his girlfriend's new sportscar and was driving to class when his cell phone rang. Answering, he heard his girlfriend's voice urgently warning him, "Bear, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 270. Please be careful!" "Hell," said B, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
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Luckily he does, because he treated her car better than he treats his own. Not that any of the last accidents have been my fault.
I'm a good boy 'squared'
I won't get into why I deserve no second guessing, but whatever.
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B, please be careful with that leather ; it dents very easily.
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