Friday, January 27

But Does HE Get Jokes??

B borrowed his girlfriend's new sportscar and was driving to class when his cell phone rang. Answering, he heard his girlfriend's voice urgently warning him, "Bear, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 270. Please be careful!"

"Hell," said B, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"


Needtsza said...

Luckily he does, because he treated her car better than he treats his own. Not that any of the last accidents have been my fault.
I'm a good boy 'squared'

I won't get into why I deserve no second guessing, but whatever.


dwb (w/t's) said...

B, please be careful with that leather ; it dents very easily.

Golightly said...

LOL. Good one!