Considering the downright jovial mood that is upon me, this week's contest shouldn't be too difficult at all. You might even already have the answer to this, the last Beelog Friday Contest of 2005, safely tucked away in your bookmarks (or "favorites" if you continue to insist on using the worlds' least secure browser).
This weeks' contest is to make me laugh.
Be it joke, photo, web page, something streaming, a one-liner, a single word that you may suspect to render me guffaw-ful, what-have-you. Just let 'er rip. No need to keep it clean, we're all adults here (well, as adult as we're going to get) but please do keep it in the comments section below. Multiple entries are encouraged, but I will consider your final answer to be the last one you submit, unless you indicate otherwise.
Biggest laugh by Monday wins a prize. For real.