Considering the downright jovial mood that is upon me, this week's contest shouldn't be too difficult at all. You might even already have the answer to this, the last Beelog Friday Contest of 2005, safely tucked away in your bookmarks (or "favorites" if you continue to insist on using the worlds' least secure browser).This weeks' contest is to make me laugh.
Be it joke, photo, web page, something streaming, a one-liner, a single word that you may suspect to render me guffaw-ful, what-have-you. Just let 'er rip. No need to keep it clean, we're all adults here (well, as adult as we're going to get) but please do keep it in the comments section below. Multiple entries are encouraged, but I will consider your final answer to be the last one you submit, unless you indicate otherwise.
Biggest laugh by Monday wins a prize. For real.
2 comments:
MEATBALL AND SPAGETTI TIME ....MEATBALL AND SPAGETTI TIME!!
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and
laughter in your heart......Then you are just an old sour fart.
So hubby and I thought this set was most amusing.. (I liked #4 most of all) Doesn't look like anyone won yet.. so I figured I'd post away..
Hope you had a good New Years :)
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