Friday, November 18

Evian Flu

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield

5 comments:

Needtsza said...
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Needtsza said...

What if you're only experiencing the last one?

Scott said...

Hehehe "Evian" flu? hehehe Is that caused by excessive consumption of pretentiously named water?

EBC3 said...

Isn't Evian just Naive spelled backwards? Also, isn't that what you are if you spend $3 on a bottle of water?

Jamie said...

LOL! That is too funny!