Friday, November 18

Evian Flu

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield

4 comments:

Beakerz said...
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Beakerz said...

What if you're only experiencing the last one?

Scottie said...

Hehehe "Evian" flu? hehehe Is that caused by excessive consumption of pretentiously named water?

Anonymous said...

LOL! That is too funny!