I Would not Bee Convicted by a Jury of my Peers

Slave2unk: your first ever def leppard concert my ass

Oosterhouse: strawberry quick makes poop pink

Albatross: good night and I AM SO PROUD OF YOU :-):-):-)

DWB: eye eye captain - btw, don't put that shit on your face

Shashe: did you know that sarah jessica parker is jewish??

Slave2Fashion: easy, brrezy, beautiful. covergirl.

X: wow! yeah, I think it was Shelly that asked where you were and I told her that you kicked someone's ass

NotSoDisney: I don’t know what I’m gonna do. Jerry will kill me if I work on anything this weekend. That’s not an exaggeration, it’s a fact. He’ll knock me out, cut out the baby, and throw my dead body in the river.

Oosterhouse: Oh please, they’ve been screwing you for years. And now the party’s over. The relationships gone sour and they aren’t even getting the goodbye bang.

Slave2UNK: because you’re not being a frog anymore.

SweetPea: Must find a boyfriend with a dog. Must find a boyfriend with a dog. Must find a boyfriend with a dog.

DWB: what an awesome day – you’ll never believe it. I found a CSI on my DVR that I have never seen before. Woo hoooo!!

Bears: at bear.com, you get the mango salsa