"Were tired of picking up the bills for other people's kids. We already pay millions every year for school taxes! Save your breath for blowing up water wings, breeder! I dream of an America with nudity and F words on network t.v. Where the whole world doesn't stop because a school bus did! Children are the future, today belongs to me!
-- Battle cry of Lidnsay Nagel, Founder of SSSCCATAGAPP
And now, everybody's favorite Friday treat... My favorite IM's of the week!
Oosterhouse: you sensed our asses?
Slave2UNK: my boss just said "You have a sword collection! You're the coolest!"
Vader: the irony--why is he wearing a belt if he is intent on showing the world his pubis?
Slave 2UNK: yeah, then i could be a dumb, socially enept whore
Noodle: yuck!! I hate when I toss my cookies because of virii
Winnona: i should buy mike a case of wd40 and tell him to just keep it laying around
Slave2Fashion: wtf is a sports shirt?
Slave2UNK: i'm off tomorrow. where i will slumber like a princess upon a nasa mattress without a pea.
WhoreCuz: I banged a girl in
Oosterhouse: i'd blow 30,000...and i might even swallow
Slave2UNK: by time he got to "her hole area can't print" he was done-for.
Oosterhouse: so what in hell...er...
Bears: i have problems. i'm hungry, stinky and lazy
MarnisMaidOHonor: i can't be funny, i have to prepare myself for having fun
Oosterhouse: i wouldn't walk into the cafeteria and grab a pile of plates just so i could make them into frisbies
PrePartumGreenie: i have decided to make you and brian comtemporary virtual helpers to the virtual god parents !
PrePartumGreenie: I can’t believe I’ll be a father in one day.
Bee: are you getting an epidural?
PrePartumGreenie: hopefully IM getting an oxycotten and 3 volumes
Bee: or... an oxycontin and 3 valiums…?
Slave2UNK: so are carrots. i've just replaced you with vegetation.
UNK: you need to embrace the giggity. just say it repeatedly while thinking of the most perverted thought...then end it with "ALLL RIIIIGHT"