Favorite IMs of The Day

Note: Names have been changed to protect the "innocent"

• Delirious: Astronauts stretch legs, install arm, find goo
• Symplex: a nice jewish girl...not married...no kids...almost 30...oye!
• Bears: i know my tits are gone. i can't work out ='(
• Delirious: lol...wear your spurs ;-)
• slave2unk: i'm about a gow. yat yee salm say mmm look chut bat gow sup
• Bears: to smell these coconuts
  
• Delirious: nervous breakdown here I come
• MomBack: Well...I need to think of something special for your big birthday!
  MomBack: any great ideas?
  Bee: i have many ideas!
  MomBack:...so do I....
  Bee: lol, liiike?
  MomBack: one of them is black

*GASP*!