What is this? Our special plate with a bowl on top? Mismatched? Upside down? On my nightstand?
What is this doing here? Did Commander Kitchen leave this ensemble to annoy me? Why would Captain "dishes belong in the cabinet or the dishwasher and nowhere in betwixt shall they reside" leave an arrangement of two items so conspicuously out of there assigned lots in life? This is very strange. Very strange indeed.
Oh! Well hello there! This must be for me! Because my fiancee is so extremely and incredibly awesome and thoughtful (with round and crunchy sprinkles on top)!! And yes, I am immediately sorry for the "captain kitchen" diatribe.
6 comments:
I told you he was nice, anyway!
that son of a.....
oh wait, he is trying to be nice to you. He does feel your pain and wanna try to help. He is doing what he can think of to make life easier but isn't a mind reader. He is trying to communicate. He does give a crap.
He does.....well, not Nothing He does feel feel alot like you do. He is commited to working with you on the problems you two have
MMMM Nom. I'd blow him for that ;-)
scott always has a way of making something so nice so....well...i'm never eating another cupcake
more for me =D
seems like captain jackass is at it again, trying to clean all the dishes (they don't use) by hand so that others have clean dishes to use.
Again, what a jerk
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