What is this? Our special plate with a bowl on top? Mismatched? Upside down? On my nightstand?
dishes belong in the cabinet or the dishwasher and nowhere in betwixt shall they reside" leave an arrangement of two items so conspicuously out of there assigned lots in life? This is very strange. Very strange indeed.
Oh! Well hello there! This must be for me! Because my fiancee is so extremely and incredibly awesome and thoughtful (with round and crunchy sprinkles on top)!! And yes, I am immediately sorry for the "captain kitchen" diatribe.