Behold! From the makers of Mandex, I bring you.... Mantyhose!:
Not just for superheros and other assorted crossdressers anymore, Mantyhose are (apparently) already quite popular in Europe amongst ball carriers from all walks of life. For all you metro American men on the bleeding cusp of fashion (and if you are wearing lemon body butter or hair gel right now -- then yes, you are one), you'll want to click here for a how-to guide (complete with "now-you-tell-me" tips such as "trim your fingernails" before applying) or pick up a copy of "27 Ways of Wearing Pantyhose as a Man" found here. Seriously. That's an actual book that someone actually published.
Follow your dreams! You, too, can accomplish your goals! Just ask this dude here on the left, who is attempting to look pleased with himself even though everyone with breasts can clearly discern his particular breed of discomfort.
And If your goals include maintaining the appearance of someone who spends his evenings on the rubber instead of in the batter, you're going to want to pick up a Mirdle, too.