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Hey have you seen this?
Of course you have! You saw it last year and the year before and the year before that! But have you received at least a dozen copies of it over the last week? Are you wondering why so many people (still) find it amusing enough to pass on and then further wondering why they suspect you, too, might find it amusing? "Hey, I know someone who would LOVE this! That Bee, she's all about the regurg!". Does it in fact start out pretty pointless then get less and less amusing every time, not unlike the saved by zero commercial?
So much for the sanctity of the American tradition in the Internet era. There are no mini candies at the office today (talk about saved by zero) which is just blasphemous. Pony up, America! If I see the puking pumpkin email one more time before someone gives me some candy corn, there's going to be trouble.