Wednesday, October 24
Should I Have Gone With "Not a Thang, Shortee"?
For reasons that remain unknown to me, the last few weeks have brought a torrential downpour of Macy's coupons. 15% off, 20% off, 30% off, $20 off of a $22.50 purchase... It was only a matter of time before I turned my rage against the plastic.
On the way up, a girl in the mall elevator called me "ma'am". Which was completely uncalled for. I wasn't dressed in any of my 80's fuddy duddy gear, I was in a hip, a hip hip sweater. I saw her running in the distance and held the elevator door for her and her boyfriend. Then when they came aboard, wet from the rain, he smiled and said thanks, to which I responded, "no problem" (which is what, something that only gramama's say now?!). She smiled at me and added "thanks, ma'am".
Bitch cost me $60 in firming lotion at Sephora.