I'd rather not pop holes in my favorite white sheets and go as ghosts, because then Betty Davis will roll her sexy, sexy eyes at me and B will whine about how hot he is under there all night. Plus, ghosts lack a pie-hole.
Here's where you and all your creative juices come in:
Costume suggestions needed!
If I choose your suggestion, you win a prize. A good one. For real.
Like these would be great.
If I had any fabric. Or sewing skills.
And if they were properly ventilated with a high-end fanning system underneath as well as with a hole in which to insert cookies.
SEE THE DILEMMA?!
If I had any fabric. Or sewing skills.
And if they were properly ventilated with a high-end fanning system underneath as well as with a hole in which to insert cookies.
SEE THE DILEMMA?!
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no 'pie hole' in these either, i suspect.
and freaking out...really? It's a costume. It's supposed to be fun.
I think "Betty" should be happy you're there at all, but what do I know.
Almond Joy ("I've got Nuts" on back) and Mounds ("I Don't" on back)
Sam Adams and Saint Pauly Girl
Super Mario and the Princess
Mr. and Mrs. Pac-Man - Jeans, Yellow T-Shirts, Giant Red Bow in the woman's hair
Flavor Flav (female) and Brigitte Nielsen (male).
Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky
Ball and Chain
Morton Salt and an Energizer Battery (assault and battery)
Mustard and Ketchup (dress in all red or all yellow, with felt M or K on chest, birthday hat painted the same color for top)
Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne
Al and Peg Bundy
Dan and Roseanne Barr
Drew Carey and Mimi
Laverne and Shirley
Lucy and Ricky
I think those are chairs dressed up, I don't think there are people inside.
I'm not being helpful, but how can I follow Debbie Downer?
I went once as a Girls Gone Wild Commercial. I had a tan tank top on, a sparkly shirt pulled up and pinned, and a black cardboard box taped over my boobs. I walked into the room and yelled obnoxiously a lot. Also I wore Mardi Gras beads and drank a lot. Easy, cheap costume.
Two years ago, I went out with my friend as Slash and Axl. He wore a top hat, sunglasses, black jeans, and a CBGB's tshirt, and carried a bottle of Jack Daniels, while I wore a long red wig with a bandanna, a black tshirt under a red flannel shirt, and ripped jeans. Neither of us had to make anything.
if she shows up in a Girls Gone Wild outfit. i just... i just don't know what i would do, something miraculous, something totally unbefitting to my personality, it would be so outrageous i can't even mention it publicly.
- Bear and Honey-pot
- Mac and PC (b in suit and you in jeans and t-shirt)
- Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell (b can be paula and whine unintelligibly and you can be simon and just make a lot of bitchy comments... wait... nevermind)
- Pat Sajak and Vanna White
- Kelso and Donna
- VHS and Betamax
- Devo
- 80s-style Work-out buddies (complete w/ leg-warmers, off-the-shoulder sweat shirt, and headbands)
- Bruce Springsteen and Madonna (circa 84)
- Tampon and Maxi-Pad
How about instead of making it a full complete costume, you carry around a puppet sized version of the Yip-yip-yip monsters? Or even the Sesame street Honkers?
Magnum PI
I love those yip yip monsters. They were my faves on SS! Not great as a costume, though. Agreed.
Hmmm....girls gone wild sounds...interesting. You could get plastered and say its just part of the get-up. Your guy could be Joe Francis in black and white jail stripes, following you around with a video camera and some beers.
I'm sticking with my standard... black kitty cat with cute ear headband, fake lashes and tight black leotard.
The two-year-old is going as a monkey-pilot.
I'm sure I've been of no help. My appologies.
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