Much like Seinfeld, stewardesses get to say the things that we're all thinking.
If I were a stewardess, I'd be kicking lippy kids and tramps off of planes left and right!
I'm sorry, you voted for whom? Get off my plane.Maaaaan. So should have been a stewardess.
What are those, Crocs? Sorry, no. Please deplane to your immediate left.
Hello, seat 24A. Nice and settled down are we? With headphones that can be heard by 4B? Sorry, ghostrider, pattern is full. Buh-bye.
You! Yes, you there, with the "An Embryo is a Human, Too" t-shirt! You're outta here!
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you know it shoulda been some little latino queen named Angel or something..."nuh uh girlfriend. you did NOT just step on this plane wearing last year's mini-dress."
not saying she should get kicked off the plane, cause anyone with fakies like those has enough problems.....but you can tell the camera crew did some "wardrobe adjusting". The waist band of her skirt is pulled down to her mid thigh, and they stretched that white t-shirt out so that it meets the waist band of the skirt. Since they are both white, they blend togethor, but I bet that hoochie was definitly showing her coochie to everyone in coach.
Her labias were showing. whatcha gonna do?
Meanwhile, there is still time for you to go to Stewardess school ;)
I'm all for freedom of speech and social policing. Wear what you want to wear, but it is my right as a citizen of this country to tell you that you look like a whore. In fact, I encourage these sorts of comments to people that deserve them.
and KBee, umm, who did YOU vote for, again? MmmHmm
That chick gets marks for even being able to pull that outfit off. I say if you got it, flaunt it.
Fucking asshats! Hate that shit for her. I have offered my services to conceal her naughty bits, by any means needed. I would also wear her ass as a hat...
Kudos to ABC "news" to tackling the important issues of the day!
I find this to be a challenge (sword has been drawn) ... someone has to protect the right to wear a mini skirt. How short can I find one for myself in this good ole sin city to hop on my next plane... to DC perhaps? Would you still pick me up, K?
Haven't heard a peep from me for awhile, wish I had the mental capacity to blog as of late... but I forget my morning before I brush my teeth for bed, purposeful or not it happens.
Miss you.
M
perhaps they thought she was al- queda?
Man. If only I could say what was on my mind every day at work...
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