Much like Seinfeld, stewardesses get to say the things that we're all thinking.
If I were a stewardess, I'd be kicking lippy kids and tramps off of planes left and right!
I'm sorry, you voted for whom? Get off my plane.Maaaaan. So should have been a stewardess.
What are those, Crocs? Sorry, no. Please deplane to your immediate left.
Hello, seat 24A. Nice and settled down are we? With headphones that can be heard by 4B? Sorry, ghostrider, pattern is full. Buh-bye.
You! Yes, you there, with the "An Embryo is a Human, Too" t-shirt! You're outta here!