Because I love my cousin very, very deeply (he's like the retarded little brother I never had), I intend to bite my tongue and not shatter his journey into the oblivious by informing him of how uncontrollably I will be sobbing during the entire $1600 return flight I'll be taking on
Good thing this plan to bite my tongue is, unlike family, not an obligation.
Just a reminder? Should anyone ever place a sparkly rock on my finger (stop your laughing right now, mom, you hear me??) and I instantly turn into a self-absorbed, inconsiderate harbinger of hate and tafeta, you are required to use the nearest tool, or your own hands need be, to immediately and permanently relieve me of oxygen.
4 comments:
Dude, it's the perfect time to inflict all the pain on others that they have inflicted upon you. Have not only a wedding shower, but a bachelorette party, a second wedding shower just for close friends, a pre-wedding party, and require presents for all. Have it in some remote and expensive location, like Laos.
People are completely self-involved and self-centered for the most part. This is why I don't deal with most people anymore.
I have my own agenda and can't be bothered with other people's ;) lol
---these words have been kept to a PG level in respect of those individuals of which you speak as to not get myself in trouble through written word but you know my thoughts----
in the event you or I are ever that obnoxious, I am sure we will tell the other, violently, in front of the Bridezilla cameras.
I have a retarded cousin. He makes genuine corncob pipes. What does your cousin do?
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