- I was sick
- I was broken
- I was on vacation
- My car has failed to start when I desired for it to do so.
- Kitty #2
was ripped from my clutchesdeparted.
- My vacuum cleaner coughed up a hairball then rolled over and died in a puff of dander.
- The medicine cabinet lept off of the wall and tried to take my scalp with it.
- Chalked up an additional (mom fueled) failure at hanging the
GODDAMNED STUPID ASSHOLEshades.
- Crushed my broken elbow in my sleep.
- Got blasted with work and acknowledgment from my boss that he is at least moderately aware of how very little I've been doing since bullet point #1 took place exactly one month ago today.