Favorite IMs of the week....
ImBatman: I couldn’t say pussy in front of you.
Beyer: hi. i'm fucking crazy. i know you guys are too, so we're down for damn near anything other than losing body parts and orgies. well, orgys can be negotiated if you look like brad pitt or a porn star la la la la la....
Bossman: Who do you have to blow to get on that blog list?!
ImBatman: fuck me with a fuck donkey cock up my shithole with a dripping cum filled shit
SurfZombie: time for revenge and none of this "the best revenge is living well" crap
Beyer: can they just kill me instead?
Beyer: you need intense therapy fulltime all summer
CanIgoHomeNow: i want her to be my Girlfren’
OnlyMakesGirls: I hope Tattoo comes and visits all of your sinuses!
Beyer: imagine being in pre-flight for half of a lifetime
Chill: Lord hear my prayer. Please let my secretary Natalia be healthy. Once we confirm she is healthy, please confirm she is not pregnant. If we confirm she is pregnant, please let her be responsible and not let it effect work. If she is pregnant, and she keeps it Lord, please let her last for a few months, so we can get through the big hearing.
Beyer: are we done now? can our program go back to it's regularily scheduled shitty programming?
CanIgoHomeNow: i dunno..maybe i take string them up by their tits and throw dildoes at them
Delta: he loves all pictures of me eating. the boy has issues.
Beyer: i tried to make the "kill myself" into a jokie situation
CanIgoHomeNow: i might take moses for a spin up to the furniture stores. when he rolls down the road, the cars part like the
CanIgoHomeNow: so corny it'd come out in your poop
Bossman: I can hardly wait. I feel the tingling in my fingers...wait...that is not my finger
Beyer: my coccyx hurts just thinking about it
CanIGoHomeNow: i get an email from a woman saying "I wanted to let you know of some training in your area...
FashionBackwards: he made an ass indicating he was well aware he needs to get his face moving
ImBatman: i think to myself that the smiley face is the top of the tampon
CanIgoHomeNow: i want to use his face as a bicycle seat. was that outloud?
MtDew: ya know.. if I was B I think I would have given up by now. yeah.. I would be rocking back and forth foaming at the mouth in a straight jacket by now.
Beyer: Hi. I want you to cry and carry on and go to war and brainwash your children and start wars and blow people up just like the other people.
CanIGoHomeYet: i ain't goin' dahntahn n'at after i warsh and red up the hahse
ImBatman: Who's gonna ride your wild ....GOBLINS!!?
Delta: for just $4 a day, you too can help sponser a porn queen.
One: i actually think blue is a lovely color for testicles
BriansMom: Hi there! Brian tells me that you'd like to play a game of naked twister?
ImBatman: yes your exploding-ness!
CanIGoHomeNow: .why are those things called "Always"? shouldn't they be called "Sometimes"?
ImBatman: i thought ttfn was talk to you fucking nater
CanIGoHomeNow: did he put his hand around the base so that you don't get the whole thing?
Delta: but, it's a whole lot better than him farting, and expecting you to take that as a compliment
Bear: "Clothes on the floor? oh those? Those are the clothes i wore as I WHORED AROUND THE UNIVERSE. oh wait. that was You"
Fete: There is no I in Tyra Banks, but there sure is a lot of me
CanIGoHomeNow: figures... typical republican male, doesn't know when to pull out
NCRich: make you paint the house with a toothbrush
CanIGoHomeNow: dear god...you still have a smurf glass?
Mummy: good night my favorite daughter