Btw -- upset that you don't see yourself (or a pseudonym that you suspect might be yourself) below? What can I say -- get meebo and be funnier.
Ms.Church: dinner was good except his grandmother sort of had a heart attack and had to be taken to the hospital
CanIGoHomeNow: i could see if i could get some mumu's form the Golden Girls Memorabilia collection
SurfZombie: they should rename the offense from "illegal left turn" to just "left turn". "This monster turned left with impunity!"
Beyer: he's like my new douche
Albatross: I would sue their asses...but that is me after I made a contract with their god to de-accredit them
Chill: Gordon Ramsay is the tits
Ms.ShotPut: And, excuse me, how did I become the "whore ass vixen"?? Last I checked, your pot pie smelled like your neighbor
Wild&: is he having banana withdrawal?
SurfZombie: they don't let retards get married
Ms. Church: if you get fired, you can get a new job at commander salamander
KingRichThe1st: ...depends..Got my $119.00 Dollar Bling Bling Big Khecka Khecka Refund Check..Baaadaw!
Beyer: like your brother with all the other shits
Ms.Church: we haven't even played in over a week. I think we're too lazy. To play games.
CanIGoHomeNow: I've worked up an appetite after leaving the dealership w/ the "L" word
JDonuts: to tell the truth YOU ARE ALL WORTHLESS AND WEEK!!!!! I AM VERY DISSAPOINTED IN ALL OF YOU!!!!
SurfZombie: If I need a few extra sentences I can always slip in the rotten ovaries line
Beyer: does your cable get fuzzy? and i love snorting cocaine off gay men's stomachs
DwB: i think i have reached the point in my life where i no longer do things i don't want to because i have to
Delta: people love boobs everywhere, don't let god fool you.