- Oranges are routinely sprayed with cyanide to make them orange.
- "Processed scallops" are infused with water to make them appear bigger. If attempting to saute said scallops, expect them to deflate into a watery grave.
- Sinus surgery and a detailed discussion of sinus scraping are acceptable lunch conversations.
- The CEO's wife is lactose intolerant. Ice cream just "tears her up".
Also, today is Jake's birthday so I'd like to give a shout out to the little man who holds my world together with his squeaky howl. Below you see him trying to get accustomed to the new furniture... or perhaps showing it who's boss. Not sure.
SL: zach wants to play tennis but i'd rather have a beer somewhere outside - what do you say??
SL: i've got chocolate...
Bee: sorry. i cant. i didn't go to the gym this morning so i HAVE to go this afternoon.
Bee:: plus its kinda... jakes birthday.
SL: are you having a party for him?
SL: please don't say yes
Bee: then no.
SL: you're having a party for the cat???