I've Been Trying To Tell You People That All That Effin, Dieting and Exercise Was Unhealthy!
Publicity stunt? Desperate means of avoiding a court ordered babydaddy test? Tragic lesson for La Lohan?
Regardless, watching a press conference mike check dude sing "Anna Nicole, Anna Nicole, Makin' my living off of Anna Nicole" into a bouquet of microphones awaiting the official word on her supposed worldly departure is at most disturbing and at least an effective means of temporarily avoiding work.