Thursday, February 8

I've Been Trying To Tell You People That All That Effin, Dieting and Exercise Was Unhealthy!


Publicity stunt? Desperate means of avoiding a court ordered babydaddy test? Tragic lesson for La Lohan?

Regardless, watching a press conference mike check dude sing "Anna Nicole, Anna Nicole, Makin' my living off of Anna Nicole" into a bouquet of microphones awaiting the official word on her supposed worldly departure is at most disturbing and at least an effective means of temporarily avoiding work.

Peace the spork out, Anna Nicole.

10 comments:

Virgle Kent said...

Dear God it's too soon woman TOO SOON!!!

You're not allowed to make jokes for 24 hours... damn you're cold!

haveyouseenlucky said...

Thank god I wasn't the only black hearted blogger writing nasty crap this soon.

Anonymous said...

You're a constant source of education for me. The word "Lohan" appeared in
the NYT puzzle today, but I had no idea what it meant 'til I read your blog.

Needtsza said...

Erra....I'm dead so the last erra years of fight for those millions was an Erra!

Scott said...

And I felt guilty for saying last night, after seeing her on ET!, that she "looked like death."

CruiserMel said...

Yikes. Isn't this the weirdest thing - seriously, ever?

We had a debate tonight. One vs. two. One says by 2/8/09 she'll be another Marilyn Monroe. The other two (including moi) are crying "BullSh@t".

Anyone got a $5 to put on that?

Seriously, I feel bad for her. Terribly awful '06 & '07 for her. Like, perhaps, as bad as it gets?

MAD MAC said...

Well these things happen.. Of course she will be missed but at least we had the entertainment value for a few years...

BTW BABABOUEY to you all

Steven Novak said...

The body is still sorta, kinda warm and you're already cracking wise...

I LOVE IT! ;)

Steve~

Hey Pretty said...

All the good role models are gone.

dwb said...

the millionaires kids did it - has to be.