How 2007 Came To Be Known As: The Year I Begin to Make Regular Contributions to [Insert Air Quotes] "Public Safety"[End Air Quotes]
What's irritating me today? Well, I'm so glad you asked.
Is it the fact that I couldn't drag my ass out of bed to get to the gym this morning yet still got to work late then had to leave an hour later to go back home and discuss a kitchen "design emergency" with the sweet but illiterate and barely understandable contractor which resulted in the loss of my one and only potential pantry (or panties, still not sure) as well as a non-returnable non-refundable sink dilemma? The fact that for unknown reasons my car smells like a heaping pile of dog excrement that was baked in the hot, hot sun after accidentally being rubbed all over the floors, inside the ventilation system, then emitting like sound from the speakers? The fact that I have two mosquito bites IN JANUARY? Or the fact that during this hourlong lunchtime excursion --the first time I've ever left my desk not set up to appear as though I am swamped with and hard at work, strewn with scruncci's and Starbucks instead of IP addresses and policy docs-- my long lost boss finally decides to show up onsite to check on me?
Actually it's none of the above. It's this.