Bite Me, Blogger

Blogger.com has eaten several of my postings of late, and never seems to be functioning at full capacity these days. At least not when I click "submit". Or "submit comment". It can't be just me getting that insidious "Blogger is temporarily undergoing some kind of useless malfunction, an engineer has been alerted and will maybe put down his 2 liter Diet Coke to help you, but probably not" screen, can it?

Below, for your edification, is a complete list of all things less reliable than Blogger.com:

• A broken clock
  
• The metro red line in a snowstorm
• A pocket protector salesman at a Star Trek convention
• Apple IIe
• Any items claiming to be "Comcastic"
• Rooster. Henhouse.
  
• Downfield Proton Chemical Shift as Aromaticity Indicators
• Andy Dick's sexual preference