Thursday, October 26

Attention All Slimy Purveyors of Cash

I am not retarded.

Please do not speak to me as if I were retarded.

Just because I am stupid enough to still be paying rent does not mean that I am clinically retarded. You are not the only lender in the world. At this point you're probably not even the only one that I have on the line. If you speak to me in your slimy booming salesman voice then I will hang up on you. If you speak to me in your slimy condescending girly saleswoman whine then I will hang up on you.

Thank you. That is all.

3 comments:

Golightly said...

a-freaking-men!

I think homeowners speak to us renters like we are retarded, as well. UGH

All's I got to say is: how's that property tax doing for ya?

Needtsza said...

I am not we-tard-ed. --fork to chest motion over and over--

ltb

dwb said...

its going very tax deductible....how's it going with you mr sunck cost?