Big fat huge (and absolutely not purple) props to my favorite Summa Cum Laude Beeotch, DJ Scotty P. for his masterful and inspired pimping of Beelog! As you can see, there is nothing proverbial about his awesomeness.
Ahhh...! All the feeling of a day at the ghetto spa, with none of the missing hubcaps.
Go on, stare. It'd be rude if you didn't.