Monday, April 24

Me and My Diner

Just when you thought I couldn't possibly find the time to waste, I've gone and acquired another ridiculous obsession. Yes!

Couple weeks ago, I was stuck on the metro, so I started poking around on my phone, looking for a ringtone (preferably, Sweet Home Alabama, which I had on my old phone before it shiat the bed) and found no tones of interest. Is it me or do most ringtones sound like hobos playing harmonica impersonations of actual songs? Disappointed, I decided to buy myself a little somethin' somethin' anyway. With no shoe stores immediately accessible, I instead purchased a game for my phone. It's called Diner Dash. And it's the most addictive thing to hit the airwaves since Law and Order. I'm not talkin' SVU or CI, either, I'm talking about the original, real-deal "no one puts baby in a corner" LandO.


The bad news is, no matter how much I walk around with my face in the phone, it seems I'm probably never going to pass the level that I have currently achieved. My level three seafood restaurant has acquired a coffee machine and some kind of pile of crab sticks that I just can't seem to serve fast enough. Mmm, crabs and coffee. Rumor has it that Josh Duhamel walked right by me in Vegas and I was too busy and slinging virtual hash to notice.

The good news is that Diner Dash can be played while smoking, working out, waiting in line, and yes even peeing! If only I could serve those damn crab sticks while sitting in traffic.

Hmmm...

3 comments:

DaGince said...

Vegas Vs. Pixle Waitress
Tonight only @ the Mirage!!

Wow..that must be quite a game you got there in the palm of your hand...hey that give me an idea...

dwb said...

Why are you working out, peeing, smoking, and playing this game while standing in line?

chief ninja monkie said...

Umm..what were you doing on the metro? You hate the metro.