Monday, March 27

I'll Show You Mine if You Show Me Yours...

1. Where were you 1 hour ago?
Laying on the floor of the racquetball court screaming "Noooooo!"

2. When is the last time you filled up your gas tank?
You're just buttering me up to ask me when the last time I had sex was, aren't you?

3. What is the most amount of money you spent in one store?
If HP online counts then $1895. Plus shipping. And a printer. What?! It has a really awesome graphics card. I hear.

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
My underwear... A stripe on the Mexican blanket on which kitty little is aslumber... A garbage CD.

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
About three weeks ago, to hit Crate and Barrel for a shower gift. And sit in the Sharper Image SpineMelter 3000 chair, until I was asked to leave.

6. Are you wearing socks right now?
Yup. White with purple toes.

7. Do you have a car worth over $5,000?
The many cars I had prior to my current car would not total a value over $5,000 combined. But currently, yes. I have the car of my dreams.

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
Poconos with the Chans and HansonHarples, three weeks ago. MONTAGE!

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
I can't even remember the last time I went to the movies. PEERFLIX MONTAGE!

10. Are you popular?
Seemingly only before noon on weekends.

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Shared a water with Boomer (kitty big) during dinner.

12. What was the last thing you mailed in the mail?
A Penn and Teller discount card to S.P. Wilson.

13. Do you wash your own car?
In that I drive it all the way to the car wash and pay for it, yes.

14. Last fast food you ate.
Man, how embarrassing. Ok, it was a lite meatloaf, potato, and string bean frozen dinner. But only because Peapod fucked up and didn't bring 60% of our groceries!
Truth be told, I didn't eat the string beans.

15. Where were you last week at this time?
I am nothing if not consistent.

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
Nothing that I haven't sent back.

17. What bank do you use?
Chevy Chase Bank. Want my PIN?

18. Do you own any land?
Intellectual property only.

19. What do you want to be when you "grow up."
Thin.

20. Your dream vacation?
Eternal

21. Last boat ride you went on?
Princesgracht canal ride on my birthday

22. How old are your parents?
59 and 68. And they sure can hustle.

24. Do you have any single friends?
Despite every attempt not to befriend potential wedding propagators, yes.

25. Last play you saw?
RENT on Broadway last month. Talk about yer fixer upper.

26. Have you been to New York?
Um, yeah.

27. What are your plans for tonight?
Law and/or Order, and apparently a big nasty fight with the Peapod people.

28. Last concert you went to?
Queen with Paul Rodgers. Momma, I could've killed a man.

29. Next trip you are going to take?
V to the Egas for B's big three-oh.

30. Ever go to camp?
For four of the longest summers of my life. Girls are so mean.

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
Eh, when I felt like it.

32. What is your current GPA?
Shit, I'm old.

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
Yep. Cashmere mist, DKNY. Oh, and eau d'racquetball stinkaroo also.

34. Are you hungry?
Nope. My delicious meatloaf and stringbean frozen delite filled me right up.
Yum. Yum. Yum.

35. Where is your best friend located?
Habitat in Battery Park City, head in clouds.

36. Do you own a cowboy hat?
No but I bet I'd get a lot of ass if I did.

37. Do you have a tan?
I live in Maryland and it is March. (I will be a pinker, specklier shade of my current color come August).

38. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
29

39. Do you collect anything?
Books. Socks. According to Brian, purses.

40. Is this quiz annoying?
Everything is relative.

41. Last time you got pulled over?
Morgantown, WVA, 2003. Mostly entirely Wilson's fault.

42. Ever been arrested?
The night is young.

43. Been to Mexico for Spring Break?
Yes. But I'd rather talk about the frozen meatloaf.

44. Do you like hot sauce?
Only in my tea.

45. Last time you had sex?
I KNEW IT!

46. Do you need to do laundry?
I just did it. And yes.

48. Are you someone's best friend?
I hope so

49. Are you rich?
Hardly.

50. When was your last paycheck?
Depends. What day is it today?


Now you... ?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

you asked for it

1. Where were you 1 hour ago?
Leaving my Devint Behavior Sociology class, geographically speaking, 68th and Lex.

2. When is the last time you filled up your gas tank?
You'd be better of asking me when I last had sex.

3. What is the most amount of money you spent in one store?
Let's see, there's loki from datavision, nymeria from hp - i once spent $300 in 20 minutes at Express.

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
funny, my underwear!

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
during the Montage!

6. Are you wearing socks right now?
Nope, and I would keep it that way always if i wasn't scared of disease and frostbite.

7. Do you have a car worth over $5,000?
I have never owned any mode of transportation, save my rocket roller blades and they weren't even close to 5k

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
Poconos with the Chans and HansonHarples, three weeks ago. MONTAGE! (ditto)

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
Nope, last movie I saw was V for Vendetta - remember, remember the 5th of November.

10. Are you popular?
Elphie, now that we're friends...

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Water.

12. What was the last thing you mailed in the mail?
A "lost or stolen" drives license replacement form.

13. Do you wash your own car?
no tengo una carro

14. Last fast food you ate.
Meatball parm hero - i didn't eat the bread on the haf of it, i swear!

15. Where were you last week at this time?
Simming, no doubt.

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
Some tank tops from the GAP.

17. What bank do you use?
Citi.

18. Do you own any land?
Intellectual property only. - and i believe my former companies own all of that, as well.

19. What do you want to be when you "grow up."
Happy.

20. Your dream vacation?
Blue water, white sand.

21. Last boat ride you went on?
Does the Circle Line Ferry to the Statue of Liberty count?

22. How old are your parents?
mom is 63 and dad is deceased - stop smoking!

24. Do you have any single friends?
yes - but their becoming extinct

25. Last play you saw?
Ring of Fire.

26. Have you been to New York?
Upstate, downstate and all around the city.

27. What are your plans for tonight?
Sleep.

28. Last concert you went to?
Stephen Lynch

29. Next trip you are going to take?
Somewhere in florida sometime soon.

30. Ever go to camp?
One summer, and you're right - girls are cruel.

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
I am now :)

32. What is your current GPA?
3.97

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
Nope.

34. Are you hungry?
Nope.

35. Where is your best friend located?
Maryland, and apparently she's never leaving.

36. Do you own a cowboy hat?
Yes, i do - and I got a lot of ass when I wore it.

37. Do you have a tan?
Just my natural pale olive.

38. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
35?

39. Do you collect anything?
swords.

40. Is this quiz annoying?
at least the questions are new.. mostly.

41. Last time you got pulled over?
New Paltz, show 'em what's in your pants, Mike!

42. Ever been arrested?
no.

43. Been to Mexico for Spring Break?
Nope. never been away for spring break - guess that's why *I* didn't slap anyone.

44. Do you like hot sauce?
Nope.

45. Last time you had sex?
It's been a while.

46. Do you need to do laundry?
Yes.

48. Are you someone's best friend?
I'd better be - i've offered a certifcate.

49. Are you rich?
Nope.

50. When was your last paycheck?
The 15th.

Needtsza said...

#46 - I swear to god!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I sound like a broken record, it's because the record of nights that I have been left frustrated and pissed off about this topic has been broken on the daily

Michelle said...

1. Where were you 1 hour ago?
Goldring Medical Center recruiting some instructors for the school. Two hours ago? Sitting at my house watching ER with Princess on "lunch".

2. When is the last time you filled up your gas tank?
Sunday. Jetta's have great gas mileage, unless you drive a V6 turbo that only takes 91 octane.

3. What is the most amount of money you spent in one store?
Centaur Galleries - $1500 for a signed Neiman that I left with the EX.

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Just my lip gloss. Which is shocking since Pink is my favorite color.

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
Last night. Hit up J Crew for some cutie pie summer shorts.

6. Are you wearing socks right now?
No. Kenneth Cole Pumps.

7. Do you have a car worth over $5,000?
Yes. My Wolfsberg Edition Jetta (which I can't wait for you and B to see, it's super cute)

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
Been awhile. Last year, August went to Malibu on a solo mission for some shopping with pepperdine gal pal.

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
I haven't been to the movies since date number 1 with Chris in January.

10. Are you popular?
Dance card full. Check.

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Fiji water with Earth Promiss Goodness of Purple Taste of Life powder added for vitamins and nutrients. Last "drink DRINK" was the Sangria I had in leiu of dinner last night. Cheers

12. What was the last thing you mailed in the mail?
Car payment (shit) which is still sitting on my passenger seat.

13. Do you wash your own car?
Uh, no.

14. Last fast food you ate.
I can't remember.

15. Where were you last week at this time?
Heading to Agave to meet Nic & her fiance for honeydew martinis and mexican cuisine.

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
Shorts - last night. BUT they were on sale!

17. What bank do you use?
Community One Federal Credit Union

18. Do you own any land?
Nope.

19. What do you want to be when you "grow up."
A mermaid.

20. Your dream vacation?
Greece.

21. Last boat ride you went on?
October. Pontoon Boat in Florida.

22. How old are your parents?
Mom - 51 Dad - 56

24. Do you have any single friends?
Single as in not married, yes. Single as in no man? I don't think so.

25. Last play you saw?
Sunset Strip in Texas with Zach D.

26. Have you been to New York?
Only once for a short weekend.

27. What are your plans for tonight?
Employment Law Course until 10pm.

28. Last concert you went to?
311 with Gibby or Eminem 50 Cent with Mysty. ?

29. Next trip you are going to take?
Mexico for two weeks in July.

30. Ever go to camp?
YMCA family summer camp.

31. Were you an honor roll student in school? Yep.

32. What is your current GPA?
3.76

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
Strawberry Fraise from Body Shop

34. Are you hungry?
Not yet but will be before class, will pick up protien shake before I get to campus.

35. Where is your best friend located?
I can only have one? Not so.

36. Do you own a cowboy hat?
Nope.

37. Do you have a tan?
I'm greek/syrian... I always look like I'm tan.

38. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
NLT 35

39. Do you collect anything?
Books. Fashion.

40. Is this quiz annoying?
Not as annoying as watching the clock until it's time to go home. T minus 3 minutes and counting.

41. Last time you got pulled over?
August 11th, 2006
Not pulled over, but ticketed for roll over (which I got dismissed with prejudice).

42. Ever been arrested?
A couple of almosts that include 16 years old hiding a lit joint in my underwear (still have a little scar) and 19 years old in South Beach on spring break using fake id.

43. Been to Mexico for Spring Break?
Nope.

44. Do you like hot sauce?
On everything.

45. Last time you had sex?
Sunday.

46. Do you need to do laundry?
Yes.

48. Are you someone's best friend?
Yep.

49. Are you rich?
Not quite.

50. When was your last paycheck?
9 days ago... but who's counting?