1. Where were you 1 hour ago?
Laying on the floor of the racquetball court screaming "Noooooo!"
2. When is the last time you filled up your gas tank?
You're just buttering me up to ask me when the last time I had sex was, aren't you?
3. What is the most amount of money you spent in one store?
If HP online counts then $1895. Plus shipping. And a printer. What?! It has a really awesome graphics card. I hear.
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
My underwear... A stripe on the Mexican blanket on which kitty little is aslumber... A garbage CD.
5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
About three weeks ago, to hit Crate and Barrel for a shower gift. And sit in the Sharper Image SpineMelter 3000 chair, until I was asked to leave.
6. Are you wearing socks right now?
Yup. White with purple toes.
7. Do you have a car worth over $5,000?
The many cars I had prior to my current car would not total a value over $5,000 combined. But currently, yes. I have the car of my dreams.
8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
Poconos with the Chans and HansonHarples, three weeks ago. MONTAGE!
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
I can't even remember the last time I went to the movies. PEERFLIX MONTAGE!
10. Are you popular?
Seemingly only before noon on weekends.
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Shared a water with Boomer (kitty big) during dinner.
12. What was the last thing you mailed in the mail?
A Penn and Teller discount card to S.P. Wilson.
13. Do you wash your own car?
In that I drive it all the way to the car wash and pay for it, yes.
14. Last fast food you ate.
Man, how embarrassing. Ok, it was a lite meatloaf, potato, and string bean frozen dinner. But only because Peapod fucked up and didn't bring 60% of our groceries!
Truth be told, I didn't eat the string beans.
15. Where were you last week at this time?
I am nothing if not consistent.
16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
Nothing that I haven't sent back.
17. What bank do you use?
Chevy Chase Bank. Want my PIN?
18. Do you own any land?
Intellectual property only.
19. What do you want to be when you "grow up."
20. Your dream vacation?
21. Last boat ride you went on?
Princesgracht canal ride on my birthday
22. How old are your parents?
59 and 68. And they sure can hustle.
24. Do you have any single friends?
Despite every attempt not to befriend potential wedding propagators, yes.
25. Last play you saw?
RENT on Broadway last month. Talk about yer fixer upper.
26. Have you been to New York?
27. What are your plans for tonight?
Law and/or Order, and apparently a big nasty fight with the Peapod people.
28. Last concert you went to?
Queen with Paul Rodgers. Momma, I could've killed a man.
29. Next trip you are going to take?
V to the Egas for B's big three-oh.
30. Ever go to camp?
For four of the longest summers of my life. Girls are so mean.
31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
Eh, when I felt like it.
32. What is your current GPA?
Shit, I'm old.
33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
Yep. Cashmere mist, DKNY. Oh, and eau d'racquetball stinkaroo also.
34. Are you hungry?
Nope. My delicious meatloaf and stringbean frozen delite filled me right up.
Yum. Yum. Yum.
35. Where is your best friend located?
Habitat in Battery Park City, head in clouds.
36. Do you own a cowboy hat?
No but I bet I'd get a lot of ass if I did.
37. Do you have a tan?
I live in Maryland and it is March. (I will be a pinker, specklier shade of my current color come August).
38. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
39. Do you collect anything?
Books. Socks. According to Brian, purses.
40. Is this quiz annoying?
Everything is relative.
41. Last time you got pulled over?
Morgantown, WVA, 2003. Mostly entirely Wilson's fault.
42. Ever been arrested?
The night is young.
43. Been to Mexico for Spring Break?
Yes. But I'd rather talk about the frozen meatloaf.
44. Do you like hot sauce?
Only in my tea.
45. Last time you had sex?
I KNEW IT!
46. Do you need to do laundry?
I just did it. And yes.
48. Are you someone's best friend?
I hope so
49. Are you rich?
50. When was your last paycheck?
Depends. What day is it today?
Now you... ?