The Illustrious To Do List

It's amazing how much crap one can get done if one really sets ones stomach afire. Here's how things currently stand (with t-minus 5 days and counting):

DONE:

• BUY AND BUILD CLOSET STORAGE DEVICE
• REINFORCE RETARTED CLOSET
• BUY, MOUNT, AND CHARGE DUSTBUSTER
• GET CONVECTION MICROWAVE
• GET NEW TOASTER
• REMOVE OLD TOASTER AND OLD MICROWAVE
• GET CLEANING LADY ($180?! F THAT)
• GET MORE SHOE STORAGE
• CLEAN PATIO
• RAINEX CAR (THANK YOU, HONEY!)
• GET GARAGE, SIGN GARAGE LEASE
  
• BUG LEASING OFFICE ABOUT MAILBOX
  
• CLEAN FISHTANK
• DRY CLEANING
• SEND NASTYGRAMS TO INFINITI AND D. TRUMP
• FLU CLINIC
• HAIR COLOR
• CLEAN BATHROOMS
• MICROWAVE
• FINISH MATZOBALLS FOR BREAKFAST
• FINISH RAISIN IN THE SUN
• COSTCO
• CALL LIBRARY LADY
• MAKE BANANA BREAD
• MOVE DESK AND BOOKCASES
• FACIAL
• MANICURE PEDICURE
• HAIR CUT
• CALL TIVO PEOPLE (two ports?)
• CRAIGSLIST/EBAY KEYBOARD
• GODFATHERS (GET, WATCH, RETURN)
• SECURITY PAPERWORK FOR NEW JOB
• CONTACT HEADLIGHT MANUFACTURERS
• GET EXTENSION CORDS
• MAIL BOOK TO DWB
• MAIL TO MICHELLE

STILL TO DO:

• CLOSET (D'UH)
• BRING SIMBRIAN BACK TO LIFE
• 401k ROLLOVER CRAP
• GET MONEY FROM DWB (OR SEND VINNY TO BREAK LEGS)
  
• CLEAN MIRRORS AND WINDOWS
• DRIVE SKYLINE DRIVE
• VISIT LIBRARY LADY (AND MENTION VINNY)
• INSTALL HEADLIGHT PROTECTORS ON CAR
• FIND OUT ABOUT NEW CELL
• -BUY AND INSTALL RF DVR SPLITTER
• CUPCAKES
• NYT CROSSWORD
  
• MAKE DECISION RE: LAND LINE AND ACT UPON
  
• INSTALL RUBBER STOPPERS IN GARAGE
• INSTALL HANGING TENNIS BALL IN GARAGE
• MOVE BIKES TO GARAGE
• SLEEP