Tuesday, November 8

The Illustrious To Do List

It's amazing how much crap one can get done if one really sets ones stomach afire. Here's how things currently stand (with t-minus 5 days and counting):

DONE:

  • BUY AND BUILD CLOSET STORAGE DEVICE
  • REINFORCE RETARTED CLOSET
  • BUY, MOUNT, AND CHARGE DUSTBUSTER
  • GET CONVECTION MICROWAVE
  • GET NEW TOASTER
  • REMOVE OLD TOASTER AND OLD MICROWAVE
  • GET CLEANING LADY ($180?! F THAT)
  • GET MORE SHOE STORAGE
  • CLEAN PATIO
  • RAINEX CAR (THANK YOU, HONEY!)
  • GET GARAGE, SIGN GARAGE LEASE
  • BUG LEASING OFFICE ABOUT MAILBOX
  • CLEAN FISHTANK
  • DRY CLEANING
  • SEND NASTYGRAMS TO INFINITI AND D. TRUMP
  • FLU CLINIC
  • HAIR COLOR
  • CLEAN BATHROOMS
  • MICROWAVE
  • FINISH MATZOBALLS FOR BREAKFAST
  • FINISH RAISIN IN THE SUN
  • COSTCO
  • CALL LIBRARY LADY
  • MAKE BANANA BREAD
  • MOVE DESK AND BOOKCASES
  • FACIAL
  • MANICURE PEDICURE
  • HAIR CUT
  • CALL TIVO PEOPLE (two ports?)
  • CRAIGSLIST/EBAY KEYBOARD
  • GODFATHERS (GET, WATCH, RETURN)
  • SECURITY PAPERWORK FOR NEW JOB
  • CONTACT HEADLIGHT MANUFACTURERS
  • GET EXTENSION CORDS
  • MAIL BOOK TO DWB
  • MAIL TO MICHELLE
STILL TO DO:

  • CLOSET (D'UH)
  • BRING SIMBRIAN BACK TO LIFE
  • 401k ROLLOVER CRAP
  • GET MONEY FROM DWB (OR SEND VINNY TO BREAK LEGS)
  • CLEAN MIRRORS AND WINDOWS
  • DRIVE SKYLINE DRIVE
  • VISIT LIBRARY LADY (AND MENTION VINNY)
  • INSTALL HEADLIGHT PROTECTORS ON CAR
  • FIND OUT ABOUT NEW CELL
  • -BUY AND INSTALL RF DVR SPLITTER
  • CUPCAKES
  • NYT CROSSWORD
  • MAKE DECISION RE: LAND LINE AND ACT UPON
  • INSTALL RUBBER STOPPERS IN GARAGE
  • INSTALL HANGING TENNIS BALL IN GARAGE
  • MOVE BIKES TO GARAGE
  • SLEEP

4 comments:

Scott said...

You forgot a couple:

ORALLY PLEASURE BOYFRIEND

and more importantly:

VISIT BUDDY IN PITTSBURGH

dwb said...

funny how that never makes the list scott.

how much money do i owe you? let me ask the wife if it is okay. she's home watching TV...with her personal trainer...while i work...all day...all night...

Jamie said...

WOW! You have gotten a ton of stuff done!! Not much more compared to what you started with!

Needtsza said...

A. She's leaving the "scott comment" to the imagination. (3 times a day. Just keep thinking of your sister like that, dick! ;)

B. HKB, time to update this =)

C. Dwb, personal trainer known as the couch?