Wednesday, November 16

First Week Observations

  • One of the drawbacks of a new position is that your desk isn't loaded with staples. Not the swingline variety, more like the "I could really use a plastic fork right about now" variety.
  • Overstuffed tuna sandwich, $3.55. Bottle of water, $1.89. Fresh popcorn cart within pee-break distance, priceless.
  • It is entirely possible, for a sober adult with no known mental incapacities, to get very much lost in a building that is perfectly square.
  • The earlier one leaves the house in the morning, the later one will arrive at the office. If it is raining, consider walking.

3 comments:

dwb said...

cubicle or office?
how many printers are you able to attach to so far?
have you located the plastic dividers?
are you dialing nine to start a phone call from home yet?

MG said...

Holy crappage! How totally uncanny are those last two bullet points, especially the last one.

Needtsza said...

love the priceless. ha! meanwhile, u could lost in your bathroom! ltb

and dwb, if u haven't noticed, no calls go out from home phone. and K, do u even have a phone? ;)

congrats again boo boo

driving? welcome to dc: home of the Va driver EVERYWHERE!!!! iHate them so much. everytime i'm like, "what an asshole" i swear it's a Va driver. its amazing and yet, predictable. hate the Va. hate the gene


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