Wednesday, September 14

Wingmen

Jealous because I got to go to a free luncheon at a former client's site and left wholly unsupervised by anyone with estrogen, the boys in my group were up to no good today.

You see, I've become one of those anal people willing to go to somewhat moderate lengths in order to park their car (a.k.a. "pride and joy") at least 500 yards from its' nearest neighbor. When I came back to the office from today's off-site luncheon, I had "wingmen" who were "protecting" my car.

Are they sweet?
Yes. Yes they are.

Am I feelin' the love?
Yes. Yes, I am.

Is it on?
Oh, yes. Yes, it is.

19 comments:

Beakerz said...

Eggs?

Jimmy said...

They're not that great, I mean they totally left your left side open to attack.

honeykbee said...

Hi, yeah, Jim? First time caller? I'm the black car, Jim.

Jimmy said...

Well, now your rear is defenseless. And that's never good.

honeykbee said...

Ha ha. You're both hired.

We'll see who gets the last laugh.

Anonymous said...

maybe the boys took estrogen shots, and decided to color code the parking lot???? *sigh* no decent rims.....

Anonymous said...

ok, you're right, that's damn funny.
damn, damn funny. I feel bad contributing to the revenge plan.- s2u

Scottie said...

Hehehe..your rear is open ..ehehehhehe..

BTW, can you send those guys up my way when I decide to buy another new car?

Anonymous said...

I had a lot of fun....with this evil plot....Anytime honeykbee

LK

Anonymous said...

what the f are you doing driving mom and dads car to work?!

Michelle said...

Ha! That is totally hilarious. Bravo, Boys!

;)

Michelle said...

Ha! That is totally hilarious. Bravo, Boys!

;)

Michelle said...

Ha! That is totally hilarious. Bravo, Boys!

;)

Michelle said...

Ha! That is totally hilarious. Bravo, Boys!

;)

Michelle said...

Ha! That is totally hilarious. Bravo, Boys!

;)

Anonymous said...

Here I was thinking you had a new record with 16 comments, until I saw that Michelle padded the list. - dmk

Beakerz said...

but you don't like that word, so...y

Anonymous said...

** tears rolling down face, gasping for breath ** Yeah, I'm comment #21!!

Unknown said...

HB - I know JUST what you're saying. I so totally hate it when I go out of my way to park my baby away from everyone and then some tard, not even in a nice car, comes and parks next to me. Some times I feel like waiting till tardo shows up to ask them why they felt the need to park next to my car which was obviously 500 yards from anyone else.