Wednesday, September 14

Wingmen

Jealous because I got to go to a free luncheon at a former client's site and left wholly unsupervised by anyone with estrogen, the boys in my group were up to no good today.

You see, I've become one of those anal people willing to go to somewhat moderate lengths in order to park their car (a.k.a. "pride and joy") at least 500 yards from its' nearest neighbor. When I came back to the office from today's off-site luncheon, I had "wingmen" who were "protecting" my car.

Are they sweet?
Yes. Yes they are.

Am I feelin' the love?
Yes. Yes, I am.

Is it on?
Oh, yes. Yes, it is.

24 comments:

Needtsza said...

Eggs?

Jimmy said...

They're not that great, I mean they totally left your left side open to attack.

honeykbee said...

Hi, yeah, Jim? First time caller? I'm the black car, Jim.

Jimmy said...

Well, now your rear is defenseless. And that's never good.

Deatoni said...

doh! a few minutes short on the rear joke. boys will be boys....

honeykbee said...

Ha ha. You're both hired.

We'll see who gets the last laugh.

Anonymous said...

maybe the boys took estrogen shots, and decided to color code the parking lot???? *sigh* no decent rims.....

Anonymous said...

ok, you're right, that's damn funny.
damn, damn funny. I feel bad contributing to the revenge plan.- s2u

Scott said...

Hehehe..your rear is open ..ehehehhehe..

BTW, can you send those guys up my way when I decide to buy another new car?

Anonymous said...

I had a lot of fun....with this evil plot....Anytime honeykbee

LK

dwb said...

what the f are you doing driving mom and dads car to work?!

Michelle said...

Ha! That is totally hilarious. Bravo, Boys!

;)

Michelle said...

Ha! That is totally hilarious. Bravo, Boys!

;)

Michelle said...

Ha! That is totally hilarious. Bravo, Boys!

;)

Michelle said...

Ha! That is totally hilarious. Bravo, Boys!

;)

Michelle said...

Ha! That is totally hilarious. Bravo, Boys!

;)

Anonymous said...

Here I was thinking you had a new record with 16 comments, until I saw that Michelle padded the list. - dmk

honeykbee said...

Between Michelle's OCD and Brian's Tourettes, I'm surprised I ever get any comments on here besides "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck"

Needtsza said...

but you don't like that word, so...y

Deatoni said...

"fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck"

:)

20 comments! ah! ah! ah! ah! 20!

Anonymous said...

** tears rolling down face, gasping for breath ** Yeah, I'm comment #21!!

Jimmy said...

"Deatoni has this to say...

"fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck"

:)"

Now that's just fucking wrong. What the fuck is wrong with you fucker? Don't you fucking know that she fucking doesn't like that fucking word?

MG said...

HB - I know JUST what you're saying. I so totally hate it when I go out of my way to park my baby away from everyone and then some tard, not even in a nice car, comes and parks next to me. Some times I feel like waiting till tardo shows up to ask them why they felt the need to park next to my car which was obviously 500 yards from anyone else.

Michelle said...

Okay - So i only pressed "login and publish" ONCE. Blogger Bastards. Frickin' idiots now that they have that stupid ass word verification it kept saying I typed the word wrong and made me put in the "code words" several times.

I'm so NOT OCD.