While I have no idea why Ashton Kutcher is seen, over there on the left, posing with Jerry O'Connell and getting a noogie from my cousin Marc, I do now know that he's almost as bad at returning calls as Shane. I know this because some budding punks named Dave and Joey know this.
Whatever, just enjoy the photo. Click on your favorite engorged (thank you, honey, that's exactly word I was seeking) protrusion for an extra special treat.
Or click the link above, homophobe.