Country Roads, Take Me Home

A guy from West Virginia passed away and left his
entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't
touch it 'til she's 14.

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How do you know when you're staying in a West
Virginia hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak
in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."

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How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is
married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his
pickup truck.

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A West Virginia State trooper pulls over a pickup
on I-64 and says to the driver, "Got any I. D.?"
and the driver replies "Bout wut?"