Bears: jiffy lube is an illusion. my kicking their ass is not!
UNK: its like the religion 2005 Pope Draft!
cant wait to see the new pope come out the podium and strike the Heisman pose
LittleGrape: but whatever you do go to the heiniken thing it is fun
and you get wasted in the daytime on free bear
Bears: i have no cultire
Bulldog: This company won the DC Area Ethics Award! what a change!!
Slerner: your "cereality" place was just on the Food Network
UNK: all i know is: Friday = class that makes her cry, Tuesdays & Thursdays = days that make her sleepy,
Monday and Wednesdays = Preparatory Child Rearing
Bears: i'll vhead you!
Slave2unk: why does shit always happen on booaversaries?
Bears: "plop" boom!!! run run run run run
Ragnar: i'll be handing myself later on, but thats separate
Slerner: wanna move to the beach with me and open a jet ski rental stand?
Slave2unk: i bought a cook book, so far we have started a fire in the broiler, totalled the proscuttio, and needed to go to the store twice more…
Bossman: hey...are you the one that found the dead possum?
AnswersToRachel: cherry blossom trees don’t make cherries?
Huffington: so much for that keyboard. It is one with the wall.
1 comment:
That second UNK one was friggen hysterical, and accurate as well.
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