Conference This

I'm not going to complain about the altogether useless and seemingly endless conference call I attended today mostly because I am ever so grateful to still have a phone, an office, and a computer. Not to mention that the gods of white flakes shone upon me and (albeit temporarily) freed me from my 5:45am departure to Alexandria. I will mention, however, that the conference call began at two in the afternoon and ended six weeks later at midnight. Which was particularly glorious since the gods of white flakes closed the office at three.

In celebration, I bring you another installment of these despair things. With a name like that, what's not to love...