It takes him SIX WEEKS and EIGHT prods to review the document. He skims it over, makes three comments on the first four (of the two-hundred) pages, and stops. Forwards it to me with said comments, adding that he "stopped after four pages". He then writes me and calls every hour on the hour to find out if I reviewed his comments?
So what am I supposed to do here? Passive aggressively ignore him? March on over to headquarters, climb up a chair and bitch slap him? These are the only options I can foresee.