Friday, September 5
Eye of the Storm
Oh you weathermen and your silly newfangled weather guessing machines. Don't you know that the best way to predict a series of potentially disastrous weather occurrences is to plan two separate outdoor activities on the same day? I mean, when better to have a hurricane then the very day you chose many months ago for an outdoor bridal shower luncheon with an unbeatable view at the tip of Manhattan? And to seal the deal, do make sure you also schedule a triathlon for the same day. You know, just to be sure. Wouldn't want to leave silly things like the weather up to chance.