The bitch of the week is that I'm completely ticked, and honestly more than a little disappointed in each and every two of you, for not telling me about this:
You've seen this thing, right? This face fixing, modern day magic wand? It's fantastic. Hear me? Fantastic. I've spent the majority of the last 48 hours curled up with this thing and a lighted mirror. Who knows how many tens (dare I say, dozens?!) of dollars I've spent over the years on facials and facial related products that were immediately put to shame by this wondrous nine dollar loop of goop. I was late to work yesterday because I couldn't pry myself away from its magnificence. It has immediately become my favorite thing. I love it more than Tivo and light sabers combined. It is unlikely that I will stop poking at my face without intervention. If you've got nothing else to do this holiday weekend, I strongly suggest picking one up.