Know what I get for starting to almost sort of say that things are maybe kind of potentially could be looking up in the weight category? Not ten minutes later I get called "Jill!" by some dude who works here. And boy, was he excited to see Jill. How disappointed he looked when he eventually realized I was not she. Now, don't get me wrong, Jill happens to be a downright lovely woman, seriously tres cool; she's the wife of another dude I work with, and their newborn offspring probably has the cutest cheeks I've ever seen, and I wouldn' t mind being mistaken for her (if it were, say, over the phone) because she's also easily 340lbs and is well over 6ft tall.
That did not. Feel. Good.
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...but you're not anywhere near over six feet tall... so clearly, he's retarded. Nothing to do with you at all.
maybe he's nearsighted and everything looks out of focus?
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