Wednesday, April 4

Another Installment of Your Favorite, and Mine: Favorite IM's!


S2E: i'm so glad we didn't marry our first loves.


CanIGoHomeYet: so, slurpee-slingers and vegetation will be voting on him



DWB: Moosil is a wod


Dunkin: go f yourself regarding Dunkin Donuts, missy! Don’t make me come down there and spank you. Oh wait…sorry. My fantasy, not yours.


Beyer: which makes me wanna throw something through the middle of the planet so it explodes on my head!


RAFette: I like my sketchers - but I love my Prada backpack


Melinda: ooh i like gina. not Va-gina.. but plain old Gina.


Dickie: one of these customers will die by my hand today


S2E: i'm not taking a chinese bus that goes faster than a plane


Pamala: you mean Santa Diamond doesnt drop them from his bling bling sledmobile complete with 30,000 horses of power? hey! no prob, large dicks and santa bling. its a good morning


Beyer: dont' make me leave here and pour that stuff down your throat


Walt: I think I caught your cold. that's what i get for hanging out at your blog so much!


Dickie: studying made women's ovaries rotten



Melinda: go smoke something and eat munchies. Hey is it possible for your ass to have dry heaves?


Dunkin: Sat is drag queen night and yours truly will be there as the best looking she-male since Eleanor Roosevelt


RAFette: Pay no attention to the sleep deprived lunatic



Mr. Cho: my puss is so fantastic


FatLa: well his mom always said he was a good kisser


S2E: the last thing we need is more men running around thinking there is no such thing as too big


Mr.C: loud foul talkin in yo face delicate flower


CanIGoHomeYet: hillary has a snuke up her snizz?


Dickie: LIAR! why must you turn this IM window into a HOUSE OF LIES?


Ralph: why dont you go inside and practice laughing. I'll be there in a minute.


Mr. C: she was pretty hintgivey when she asked what kinda cupcakes i like

CanIGoHomeYet: c'est la b ;-)

Beyer: I don't need the christ H


Shakes: which again, is why i have such a tony credit card


Chill: Goyim sedar; We are loud and obnoxious. They were quiet and reserved. We make jokes about our problems and issues. They hide and ignore them.

Dickie: we call them peeps. Because it's the last noise they make before we swallow them whole.













5 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is EXACT chatlog that I witnessed the last time I went into the "Christian Singles" chat room on AIM

mineIsay said...

Ya know.. "Melinda" has a personality so clear - i don't even need you to tell me who "she" is.
funny, funny stuff, as always.

Scottie said...

sheesh...Does the fact that I have multiple names there indicate that I'm psycho or have MPD? btw..thanks for including my favorite pun. ;-)

verification word: mmkyok ... I say that all the time.. mmm co...oh wait nevemind

Beakerz said...

but what does the 'J' stand for?

Anonymous said...

I made the post! Woo-hoo!