MommasBoy: you must consider the verbal gasses
SnortThis: 18 years of couples counseling and he still doesn't get it
WildAnd: stick with calgon. my lesbian friends tell me it is just as painful.
Slave: my crotch needs a ring.
MommasBoy: why can't rulers have letters instead of numbers
TheMan: you’re now the most famous person I know
Beyer: try that again? and i don't think that works. i mean, i've never heard of anything that just clears out a woman, ya know?
MommasBoy: i've often considered my mind a waste as well.
Slave: $35 for a pair of undies that cause UTI's
Beyer: my garden has aint hills and moles and shit
MommasBoy: i remember when my old bosses were fired for incompetance. what a beautiful day.
BuzzsawsMomma: You know, it used to be where the jet set of DC went to get away from the city (years ago)
TheMan: dont you wish to drink from the bowl of hymen K?
DWB: get out of my pod pea
TheMan: i am a fully scholar in the george costanza school of working. people think youre always busy the more stressed out you act
Beyer: Fuck the OracleKitchenFloor: we should all be on meds
Slave: i'm on two glasses of wine. i'll fox whatever i want to
Beyer: yea well, i guess i'm the one keeping the underwear from out my mouthBoredMember: i just realized, that you can have PB in your new place! we can sit around in PJ's watching chick-flicks loudly and call each other on our cell phones while downloading fun videos from YouTube and eating PB sandwiches and PB Creampahs!
Beyer: now of course, this could all go to shit within 5 minutes so lets not go around swingin' our dicks just yet
Slave: telekenesis is scientific!
Bearemy: you play the motor boat........ pppppffppfpfpfpf.... ppfppfppfpfpfff....you motor boating son of bitch. you old sailor you. where is she? she still in the house?
Mr.Cho: my peach my oyster my cookie..everybody want's a piece of my cookie
Duv: not sure this is well documented thoughout russian history, but stalin absolutely LOVED fritos. only thing that saved the bolshevicks initially....
FBL: I'll be as gentle as a lamb. A lamb who rolls his eyeballs.
Chill: are you trying to say I should be happy that I am spending $622.00 because it's not raining shit in my kitchen? My mom sent me $300.00 for Channukah. She said spend it on yourself. I spent it on my pipes and I don't mean a blowjob. That sucks DNessDness: Cinnamon Rings, not just for Ham any more
DNessDness: Cinnamon Rings, not just for Ham any more
UNRECOGNIZED IM NAME: i am at microtech with dad and have nothing to do
Wtb: i can beat the best poker players, but with you...i can't even play a hand