Three Things That Scare Me1. Slugs
2. Knives
3. Waking up alone on weekends
Three Inevitabilities That Terrify Me To My Core
1. Losing someone
2. Commitment
3. Morning sickness
Three People Who Make Me Laugh
1. Jake Johannsen
2. Tammy
3. My Dad
Three People Who Make Me Feel Like Everything Will Turn Out OK in the End
1. B
2. My Mom
3. CNM
Three Things I Love1. Road trips
2. Kittens
3. Photos
Three Things I Heart
1. Kissing
2. Cupcakes (duh)
3. Sitdrams
Three Guilty Pleasures
1. Nintendogs
2. What About Brian
3. Evesdropping
Three Decadent Indulgences
1. Balducci Gourmet Cupcake(s)
2. Red Door Facials
3. Day trips to Atlantic City
Three Things I Haterade1. The elliptical machine (aka the goddamned fucking piece of shit elliptical machine)
2. Writing across asses. Especially across prepubescent girl asses.
3. Liars and backstabbers
Three Things I Don't Understand
1. My metabolism
2. The flatscreen phenomenon
3. Why you suspect god had anything to do with making that touchdown
Three [Innocent] Crushes
1. Jake Gyllenhaal
2. Izzy Stevens
3. Oh I think you know who you are
Three People I'd Be Semi-Powerless Against
1. B
2. Robert Downey, Jr.
3. Door to door baked goods salesman
Three Things I Want To Do Before I Die1. Shop with reckless abandon in Bebe and have everything fit
2. One word: Italy
3. Be adored
Three Things I Can Do
1. Be wrong (it turns out)
2. Win a decathlon of complaining
3. Appear to be hard at work while watching sitdrams
Three Things You Should Listen To
1. The voice(s) in your head
2. Your best friend (who likely knows you better than you know yourself)
3. Tom Petty
Three Things You Should Never Listen To
1. People who can justify any behavior
2. The waitstaff at On The Border regarding whether or not something is spicy
3. Kanye West
Three Things I'd Like to Learn
1. How to get my "new" computer that I purchased to run The Sims to run The Sims
2. How to take apart and rebuild a car from scratch (and therein why my interior lights keep going out)
3. How to develop my own film
Three Jobs I'd Love to Try Out1. Teaching pottery
2. Beta tester for EA
3. Housewife
Three Favorite Foods
1. Papa Leone pizza
2. Salmon sashimi
3. Apple Pie
Three Favorite Quotes
1. "We do not grow absolutely, chronologically. We grow sometimes in one dimension, and not in another; unevenly. We grow partially. We are relative. We are mature in one realm, childish in another. The past, present, and future mingle and pull us backward, forward, or fix us in the present. We are made up of layers, cells, constellations." -Anais Nin
2. "As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do." -Andrew Carnegie
3. "You are the queen of mean. I love you." -BooBee
Three OnScreen Moments [That Always Make Me Feel Better]
1. Crash's speech on kissing in Bull Durham. Oh Crash, you do make speeches.
2. Dazed and Confused's Air Raid scene. "Fry like bacon you little freshman bitches, fry!"
3. Cartman's alien probe.
Three Songs I'm Always in the Mood For
1. Tom Petty - "American Girl"
2. Phish- "Bounce Around The Room"
3. Katrina and the Waves - "Walking on Sunshine"
Ok, now your turn; I'm not into assignments so please tag yourselves! (at the absolute very least, pick one category and submit it as a comment below). Be fair, pick an embarrassing one.
8 comments:
Cupcakes didn't make your list??? or did they..hang on lemme Ctl.F...oop..yep its there..wow I thought someone else was controlling you, they aren't ARE THEY?!? If you are in trouble...say, "the crypts are raiding the liquor store..." but do it in a scratchy deep southern accent ..yea yea thats it...
Thought I was the only one with the What About Brian guilty pleasure. I don't know what it is about that show. I hate it, and yet I feel compelled to watch.
sad that i don't show up on this list
Thanks.
"2. Writing across asses. Especially across prepubescent girl asses."
I. Don't. Even. Want. To. Know. I could most likely go to jail for even thinking about that.
Three Things You Should Listen To
1. the big head
2. the divorce attorney
3. thy sister
Dag- cupcakes were a consideration for nearly every topic. I had to cut back on their representation a bit as not to seem like a hippopotamus.
Pretty- I hate it too, but can't stop watching. And now that he's got that adorable haircut, I'm doomed.
Scott- If there was a "favorite person in the world list" you would have made that for sure. Right up until you sent me that youtube video of slugs...
CNM- no no, thank *you*.
Tex- see photos, added for your viewing displeasure.
dwb- if you had listened to 3 (and possibly 1?) you likely would not have needed 2. Just saying ;)
I HATE the "script across the ass" pants, too! I've decided, to show my disdain and to out their real purpose, I'll have a pair of sweatpants made up that says "My Ass" on the ass. Of course, then I'll have people staring at my ass, and that makes me feel uncomfortable.
Three guilty pleasures:
1. romance novels,
2. starting, and never finishing craft projects,
3. Playing the Sims for hours upon end, until you begin to think in Sims' terms and your bladder points and hunger points and cleanliness points and social points are all low.
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